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Incidents or 6 reasons not to even think about going to a psychologist + funny video
1. Turn to a psychologist - it's asking for help. Just think about it, you are the Great and Strong, the All-Knowing and Komuchoshkat who wants to come to the council, ask forpower to shrinkage. And who then will consider you? So in fact not for long and to be disappointed in myself.
Therefore, if you find a problem in your family or yourself, feel free to continue to do what you have already tried many times! If your child is not learning well, shout at him even louder, try physical punishment.
2. Remember that you know about psychology more than any psychologist! Here, if something happens, all the friends call you. And wiping away tears, after a two-hour conversation, confidentially inform you: "Well, Masha, you are direct, a psychologist is real!" Vidali! You, for sure, a psychologist from God! And no education you need. Because you are simply not born in any kind of shrinking, but a psychologist!
3Better go to the clairvoyant! She will at least not ask you stupid questions, and you don’t have to talk about yourself. On the contrary! Everyone will tell you. What was, what will be, than the heart will calm down. They will say that you will marry a prince in two months! You just have to wait. Sit yourself and wait. Beauty!
4. Do not believe psychologists. People say they are a sect! Those who get to them, cease to obey mom and dad, and do not want (disgrace!) Be conducted on the manipulation. Now they turn these nasty psychologists! And they gather in groups and talk there. Instead of doing business. And wives? They stop wanting to be at home and do housework, they rush into groups, trainings of personal growth. And try not to let them go! Well, not a sect?
5. Psychologists rowing money just for nothing! Here you are - kind and disinterested, you do not take money for talking. You know that they don’t take money for talking! Psychology - this is greed! You are not a coupler. Your duty is to help people.
6. Going to psychologists is terribly risky! You can find out what you absolutely do not want to know. It is better to live quietly for yourself, to press everything negative in yourself, to pretend that you are terribly satisfied with your husband, work, apartment, appearance.
And you will be happy!
Do not go to psychologists, be above it!